An opening up of the inbox and blimey - it’s only an email from the Environment Agency informing me of yet further acts of vandalism to the natural habitat around Wivenhoe that is about to be carried out:
“Following on from our sea defence woody growth clearance in 2010, we will be doing further work to limit its re-growth. This is in addition to our routine grass cutting on all embankments.”
You break our legs and we say thank you when you offer us crutches. Um, cheers, fellas.
“Where is this work happening?
Sections of defence where patches of bare earth exist between woody stumps.”
The bare earth exists ‘cos the buggers chopped it all down back at the start of the year.
“When is this work starting?
We plan to cut up to three times this year in areas of re-sprouting woody vegetation. These will be in May, July and September / October.”
Ah, love the ambiguity in trying to catch us out. Expect bulldozers down by the Sailing Club overnight.
“What will we be doing?
We will use various machinery including tractor mounted and hand operated cutting equipment to remove woody re-growth to encourage the development of a good turf cover.”
Wivenhoe is many things to many people. The Garden of England it ‘aint. The natural and rough beauty of the estuary is far preferable to some prim and proper-bordered garden lawn. If you want an English Rose then you ‘aint gonna find it out along the walk to Alresford Creek.
“Why are we doing this work?”
Ah - now there’s a loaded local question…
“The woody vegetation will be cut to encourage a good turf to re-establish. We do not wish to sow grass-seed because the Essex coast is home to a unique variety of plants. We will encourage these plants to re-colonise using seeds already in the soil”.
Um, why not just let them grow?
“Raised flood embankments are key to protecting people and property from flooding. Each flood defence is routinely inspected and heavy vegetation prevents detailed inspection. Earth slips, settlement, damage by burrowing animals such as rabbits, foxes and badgers all create weakened defences.”
I’m still searching for those mythical Wivenhoe rabbits, me.
“Heavy woody growth on an embankment also causes drying-out and shrinkage cracks in its structural core: under high water loading such a defence is significantly weakened. Rapid detection and appropriate monitoring or repair work is key to sustaining fit-for-purpose flood defences.”
So is a £20m Flood Barrier.
“How can you get involved or get in touch?”
Preferably by laying down in front of a digger when it comes to disrupt and damage our community sometime later this month.
“This information is to let you know about our vital work in your community. We are happy to come along to community groups and residents associations to explain more about our activities. Please contact us if you would like to discuss this in more detail. We will keep you up-to-date with any further developments.”
Contact
Operations Delivery Manager,
Environment Agency, Rivers House,
Brook End Road, Chelmsford
CM2 6NZ
01473 706100
The maps very kindly supplied by the Environment Agency have been published below. I’m not sure if they were to sent to me as a genuine attempt to improve communication, or as some insider leak to allow Wivenhoe locals to prepare for the battleground ahead.
Blimey.
If you buy into the argument that the vandalism around Wivenhoe is being carried out as an act of flood protection - which I don’t - then you still need to ask the question as to why the chuffers all that is green and good is being bulldozed upstream past the Flood Barrier.
Ferry Marsh is once again up for the chop. If the Trojan Horse argument of getting rid of those pesky rabbits to stop flooding downstream is to be believed, then the Flood Barrier should do the business upstream.
As many locals have already observed, this is very much a macro Environment Agency one size fits all policy of destruction. It may be worthwhile on some coastal region elsewhere, but here in the North Essex estuary wilds and there seems no logical explanation in implementing it.
Has anyone from the Environment Agency actually inspected our very micro environmental conditions? What in all honesty is to be achieved by chopping away at the habitat that exists in the planned flood marsh areas past the Sailing Club?
I very much appreciate the transparency of the Environment Agency is passing this information on to me, but is still remains a complete load of unscientific and irrational twaddle that has absolutely no relevance to Wivenhoe.
It was only a couple of weeks ago that I posted some pictures of the shrubs once again starting to take root along the walk out towards Alresford Creek. The cynic in me suggests that some policy twonk at the Environment Agency saw these as an opportunity to send in the boys with their big diggers once again.
No posters put outside on public footpaths this time - not yet, anyway. Just a private email that almost got buried away in the spam folder. Has anyone else received a copy of this? WTC? The Sailing Club? Residents along the Quay?
The bleak Wivenhoe winter came to an abrupt end when the first signs of spring were savagely uprooted by the Environment Agency. After a glorious Mediterranean (seriously) North Essex Easter, hopes were high of the natural beauty of our habitat returning.
How painful is a summer spent looking at what essentially is a gravel track going to be, once the Environment Agency gets to do the dirty once again? What price to pay for this? A figure of £750,000 for Wivenhoe alone was mentioned at a recent WTC meeting.
The spectacular natural beauty of what lies down by the Quay and beyond is probably the principle reason why many of us choose to live here. Take this away, and you may as well live in Rowhedge - and no one really wants to do that.
The bullyboys and their diggers took us by surprise at the start of the year. Who will be prepared to stand up for our community this summer? Wivenhoe Town Council? Our Borough Councillors? Our esteemed MP?
Sometimes you just have to take matters into your own hands, Comrades.
Note: the red on the maps published below indicates the intended targets for destruction by the Environment Agency.
Alresford Creek North Bank
Alresford Creek South Bank
Wivenhoe Marsh Farm
Colne Barrier South
East Donyland
Wivenhoe Ferry Marsh