Friday

These 7am work shifts are never uneventful.

Big Client No.1 published some ‘lively’ content across all channels to start the day. The response from some users was like a dog chewing a bee.

Which was a bit like Dotty at 7am as well.

Having cleared out the local toad population, Dotty has now turned her attention to bees.

She burst through the cat flap after 7am with a bloody bee in her mouth.

Well done, luv.

The mad cat did something similar back in the day. This led to a late night trip to the emergency vets and a lesson as to who wins with cats Vs bees.

Dotty has yet to reach the final score. I fear that it will be a painful process.

Anna’s contribution to all of this was:

“I use to catch bees in my hand when I was little.”

oh.

I pressed on with the lively work content.

The only other distraction came from Daisy. She decided to take a piss on my freshly laid compost and garden seed. My neat pile of compost was then dug up to try and disguise her sneakiness.

#lolcats, etc

I had the usual mid-morning break in the schedule. I cycled along the Trail and caught up with the charming @MrBoom at the other end.

I struggled in the gym. I did what I wanted to, but it was bloody hard work.

From memory I am running the same distance and lifting the same weights that I did back in the day at Brixton Rec. That day just happened to be most of 1995. I’m happy with that.

@Robert Elms played Kokomo’s Angel.

BEAUTIFUL.

He followed it up with the wonderful new Weller single, and then a Nu Neckerchief four-fer.

You say neckerchief, I say cravat, Comrades.

I returned to the lawn late afternoon. I went to water the seed that Daisy is so keen to dig up.

Daisy LOVES getting wet. She is unlike any other cat I know of.

I didn’t so much water the lawn, but water Daisy.

Odd.

Meanwhile, In #PussyLicking News

#PussyLicking

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And then late afternoon out went the shout of:

“To North Norfolk!”

Oh Lordy.

A weekend away with the folks awaits.

Bicycle touring ahoy! Chapeau!

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Greater Anglia buggered up the journey. Four and a half hours, door to door.

Cheers.

I walked straight into a caravan with the bloody D***y match on.

Oh dear.

#TwoStarsOnTheBadge, etc.

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