Sunday

My 25th Colchester Castle Park Run on the 25th day of the month.

That will be Christmas Day morning, then.

An estuary wilds Christmas Day morning

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The Trail was absolutely empty as Anna and I cycled into a Sunny Colch.

At the other end was a car free High Street, and then a half decent gathering for the seasonal Park Run crowd.

Bloody good Park Run turn out. STARS

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I have been saving myself for this run for a number of weeks now. I knew that if I didn’t run on Christmas Day then I would be a grumpy arse.

I felt fighting fit at the flag was dropped for the first circuit.

This was going to be a morning for a PB. I ran at my absolute peak along every stretch of the course.

Other athletes overtook me; I wasn’t racing them, I was racing the clock.

The bloody clock won however.

My PB of 21:32 wasn’t at all damaged by an official race time of 22:12.

Arse.

Still felt good, mind.

Oh dear

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We cycled back to base - a little anxious having let the kittens outside and going solo with the cat flap for the first time.

#WeidWiv, innit

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They were both fast asleep indoors when we returned.

Daisy came out to greet us.

She did a piss on the strawberry patch.

Cheers, luv.

A quick shower - singular - and then we went off on a Christmas Day morning hack around Cockaynes Wood.

Apologies folks - it’s overrated.

Public toilet standards have slipped in Not Ldn @deserterblog

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Anna’s observation was that it was a little bit like Blair Witch Project.

That will be crap, then.

We got tarted up, headed down to the Quay for the Christmas selfie, and then hit the pub,

#chinchin.

Beauty and the Beast - an #Essex fairytale. But if anyone else calls her a beast then I'll lamp them #chinchin

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Christmas Day dinner down at the Black Buoy was delivered by Shane and his ACE team to perfection.

My only minor, minor grumble was that the crackers were glitter lined.

I have a glitter phobia.

This causes many problems working in primary schools.

Anna attempted a Uri Geller spoon bend with a Black Buoy fork after one glass of prosecco too many.

A little bit of horse trading took place with the food: I’ll swap you a Yorkshire for a sausage, luv.

Job’s a good un.

We returned back home, opened up the presents, called the parents and then… I had work shifts.

Oh dear.

It’s all good.

Pay to play, etc.

Christmas Day came to a close watching Mascots.

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