Transpontine Quiz

This was a lot of fun - nope, not getting horribly lost around the perimeter of Peckham Rye, but the lovely, lovely South London Hardcore pub quiz at the Ivy House on Sunday evening.

A genuine community pub, Transpontine questions, and the chance to resurrect Team Metroknobbers from back in the days of Metro-blogging.

What could possibly go wrong?

Um…

How about the South London inspired music round?

Pass.

And pass, Plus once again: pass.

It got off to a good start with the first ten questions all themed around Transpontine sport.

First Q:

“What is the name of the ground that [the mighty] Dulwich Hamlet play at?”

It was to our good fortune that Team Metroknobbers contained not only two weary-eyed survivors from the Wealdstone away day 24 hours earlier, but also Mr Dulwich Hamlet being recruited as a Metroknobber.

Job’s a good ‘un, Mishi (although it’s a shame that Jack and Steve didn’t impose the #dhfc fundamentalism of only accepting Champion Hill Stadium as an answer. I personally would have only allowed Champion Hill Stadium, Edgar Way, Comrades.)

Questions on Surrey cricket, Herne Hill cycling and Camberwell wrestling followed. I waiting for the Clap’ham korfball round, convinced that the GLORY of winning the SLHC pub quiz was there for the taking.

TUPPAWARE was up for grabs. PLENTY of Tupperware. Andrew Humphrey, the UK’s Tupperware Salesperson of the Year (I think) had very kindly donated a mountain of Tupperware to rival the Col du Crystal Palace.

The TUPPAWARE love pretty much sums up the SLHC love that was in the Ivy House on Sunday evening. It’s no mean feat in what Jack and Steve have achieved: talking hit and miss Transpontine tales (usually hit) into a microphone EVERY week, and then seeing what comes back your way.

To fill a back room boozer with similar Transpontine types is impressive. Yer Tupperware man is just one of the many believers in SLHC, keen to give something back to the commitment of producing the hyperlocal podcast each week.

It’s the way of the modern interweb, and in particular, the way of how South London contains something quite unique when it comes to supporting outsider status. You produce [ha!], press publish, and then wait to see what comes back at you.

A room full of empty looks when the music round started *may* have been one of the very rare misses, but the rest of the SLHC quiz was absolutely ACE.

I admit that Team Metroknobbers got a little messed up with the format of the music round. The So Solid Crew question was equally tricky and piss-taking:

“Apart from 21 Seconds, name one other So Solid single.”

Ouch.

Team Metroknobbers soon realised as the evening progressed that we are no longer hip gun-slinging muso types, but Transpontine topological geographic nerds. We knew our Bromley’s better than our Bowie.

A joint fourth place finish out of ten teams was… pah. We weren’t in it for Transpontine glory. Or even the tupperware glory. It was all about letting SLHC know that there is an audience out there in modern interweb land.

Weekly Transpontine podcasts (over ONE HUNDRED!) are truly appreciated. The current Brixton Blog catch up with @Tim_Dickens is definitely worth forty-five minutes of your time.

I cycled back to Sunny Stockwell around the correct route for Peckham Rye, pleased to have supported both SLHC and the Ivy House. I didn’t get lost en route.

South London is mine for the taking, Comrades.

3 thoughts on “Transpontine Quiz

  1. It was a lot of fun, even if my only contribution was to identify Beats International…. Oh and to point out that Ben Elton is from Catford, not Lewisham. Gutted about the tupperware.

  2. Yes it was ok…

    “Questions In The House”

    No matter how bad I feel
    Life has still thrown me
    A lucky deal.
    For I was in a pub tonight
    South London Hardcore Quiz
    Even though I’m not that bright
    In the Ivy House boozer
    But with my scant knowledge
    A certain loser.
    Orange and lemonade
    My drink of choice
    The fact I’m here and sober
    Is reason enough to rejoice.
    Almost twelve years
    Off the booze
    I had nothing going for me
    And so little to lose.
    I’m genuinely lucky
    I can walk into a pub
    A demon too far for many
    In the A.A, sobriety club.
    Having said that
    I struggled at the door
    A mild panic attack
    As my social skills
    Are so poor.
    Initially sat on my own
    In non-playing team of one
    Pretending I was here
    Just to listen to the fun.
    Too scared to jump in
    With people I’ve never met
    Imaginary happy
    Inside I fret.
    Then in through the door
    Walks a football mate
    Invites me to his table
    Sorry he’s late.
    The couple with him are friendly
    We get on alright
    And as things turn out
    It’s an enoyable night.
    We don’t come first
    Neither do we finish last
    I really should try more of this
    Shaking off my past.

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