Saturday 25th November, 2023

Ancients of Mu Mu.

A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha.

What a way to kick start the weekend. My feeds rocked with the news that everyone’s favourite merry pranksters are BACK.

And back in the business of care homes. Or Kare Homes, if you will.

I chuffing LOVE the KLF. So much so that I reached for the KLF sweatshirt and decided to wear it from now until the end of the year.

I exaggerate, but you get the idea, Comrades.

Fuck knows what it all means. I doubt if King Boy D and Rockman Rock even know what they’re doing. They never have, making the legend all the more memorable.

The new mix of Everybody’s Talkin’ At Me is straight outta of the early KLF Abba remix playbook. Sample It, Loop It, Fuck It and Eat It, etc.

Christmas No. 1 here we come.

Meanwhile, back in the boring and BLAND world of fucked up Centrist politics:

East Worthing and Shoreham comes calling for Labour Cllr Tom Rutland as Streatham residents seek out their missing man

“Brixton Buzz has been contacted by a resident served by Cllr Rutland, concerned about his availability in the ward he was elected to represent”

Just do one, fella. And take all the other Labour First aresholes with you. The ambitions of these progressive careerists know no limits. Mini-me Steve fucking Reeds.

Knobbers.

Robert Elms had a 2 Tone inspired four-fer on BBC London. I allowed myself a mid-morning skank.

How the hell did Ghost Town get to No.1 in Thatcher’s Britain?

I think I’ve answered my own question.

Bloody GLORIOUS.

I finally had some movement on my giant cactus that I’m trying to shift. I knocked the price down from £250 to £150.

Some cheeky fucker on FB Marketplace said he would take it away today for £100.

I don’t think you will, mate.

BLOCKED.

SAULT teased me in my Insta feed with the promise of a live show before the year is out. Good luck in coming up with a setlist, soul sisters and brothers.

To the University! To watch volleyball!

Gosh, it’s come to this.

It was my most energetic walk yet post-op. At a stretch I would call it power walking. I still feel rather unsteady and wouldn’t risk a run.

The Rebels men and women both had home court games at the Essex Sports Arena. We stuck around to watch the men play a very competitive game against Sunderland.

The match went all the way with five sets being eagerly contested. There were some epic rallies.

Not so epic was the dry robes being worn on the squad bench.

I listened to commentary of Forest Vs Brighton throughout the volleyball. I’ve reluctantly come to the conclusion that we’re not good enough for the PL.

Thankfully neither are Sheff Utd, Burnley, Luton and Bournemouth.

Dog fight ahoy!

Arsenal, DARTS and booze saw out Saturday.

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