Crap Match Report – LIVE!
County Championship Division Two, The Oval: Surrey 430-5 v Northants.

A break in the working day. Off to catch the final session of play at The Oval. C’mon the ‘rrey!
Splendid bare chest action around The Oval. Mr Ramps on 75, looking strong for century.
Not quite cricket tweet of doom, but Walters pulls, catches thick edge and caught for fine 31. 284-5 @surreycricket.
Mr Ramps looking relaxed on 88. The Master key to holding @surreycricket innings together. 298-5. Observing that blokes have strange toes.
300 up for @surreycricket and third batting point of the day. Decent crowd at The Oval. Can’t beat the drama of County Championship. 300-5.
The good @surreycricket informs me that the ‘rrey have highest number of batting points in Division. Which suggests we can’t take wickets.
Watching tea interval pitch invaders at The Oval. Remembering the time when @FreeSouthLondon buried a Sth Ldn time capsule at centre wicket.
Oval bell ringing. Umps strolling back out into the middle. Key final session. Keep Mr Ramps at the crease until morning & @sureycricket ftw.
Righto. Work beckons. Back to SW8 base. 316-5 @surreycricket. A decent first day of play.











No Comments on "Crap Match Report – LIVE!"