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Surrey Vs Somerset, Surrey 171/6 (20/20 ov); Somerset 133/9 (20/20 ov), Surrey won by 38 runs.

Oval bound for some t20 twaddle.

In place at The Oval for @surreycricket. Change of location, decided on Member’s Roof Terrace.

Very excited about seeing Tres bat for Somerset. But first, opening for @surreycricket is The Master Mr Ramps. C’mon the ‘rrey!

Ah, I can see Somewhere in SE17 from up here.

Whoever Lancefield fella is, he’s certainly got his t20 hat on. Raced to 16. 31-0 @surreycricket. I have Parliamentarian company. Cripes.

No more Lancefield tweets, fella is back in the hutch, caught on 16. 33-1 @surreycricket. Here comes that ace Jason Roy.

Apologies to @FreeSouthLondon but The Parliamentarian has declared the view from terrace out to South London not a patch on North view.

Jason Roy hitting big. Mr Ramps the support act. 82-1 @surreycricket. A fine start. Same sitting down pom pom girls.

Mr Ramps cuts and is caught in the slips. 96-2 @surreycricket.

Plus point of Member’s Roof Terrace: bar right behind me. 114-3 @surreycricket in the 14th. 200 certainly possible. C’mon the ‘rrey!

Fearful that @surreycricket might regret not going for the slog earlier. 165-4 in the final over. Floodlights on. Why?

Roy is walking on 74. Member’s rising. Earplugs in, Gary Wilson…

Oh Lordy. Here comes a man wearing a lion costume walking around The Oval. 172 the run chase for Tres and the boys. Bar. Chin chin.

Not sure why we need cheesy house music pumped in the toilets in the Member’s Terrace at The Oval. Great start for @surreycricket, 15-3 Somerset.

Stunning catch from Rory HB as Somerset struggle on 41-4. Pathetic Mexican Wave breaking out around The Oval. Hope @mazlaws isn’t joining in.

Somerset hitting big. Cripes. 64-4, chasing down @surreycricket’s 171. @AnnaJCowen is out for the count. On shandy. Blimey.

Mr Ramps getting cheer as he attends boundry boy duties in front of OCS. Remarkable skyline mirrors OCS. 77-5 Somerset.

Stunning performance from @surreycricket. 94-8 Somerset. All over bar, um, the bar. Blimey.

For the first time since the Hollioake days, I’m starting to *shhh* believe in @surreycricket.

We love you Mr Ramps!

Oh Lordy. We have a streaker @surreycricket. With clothes. As pointless as a pencil with no lead. The ‘rrey win. Marvelous.